Save the Cows!

So I'm watching the television at work the other night, something I like to do, when all of a sudden it strikes me that I'm watching a frickin' rodeo. Now this in and of itself is bad enough but after seeing how brutally they beat-up, wrestle, and tie-up these poor calves it really surprises me that the Humane Society or some other animal rights groups have not made a big deal out of these events. It just shocks me that we worry about perfume and hair products being used on rodents and yet let this go on. I would much prefer a great smelling gerbil with a nice hairstyle to this violence on my television.

Sit-Down Comedy

The other night while drunk and rambling on like I sometimes do, one of my friends thought I was fairly funny and suggested I try open mic night at a local comedy club. While I considered this idea I realized that I'm just too lazy for stand-up comedy, so I'm wondering if sit-down comedy would be just as entertaining!