Million Dollar Ideas

Let's face it, who wouldn't like to be a millionaire? The only people I can think of who wouldn't are billionaires, and I don't know a lot of them. I've been thinking of how to make my first couple million lately. The lottery thing hasn't worked out too well so far. I haven't been able to get myself onto any of those game shows that just seem to give cash away, the dumber you are the better it seems! So I've decided to take things into my own hands and come up with some million dollar ideas. You know, those things you see on late night TV that you just can't possibly live another day without.

First Idea - A nightstand with a built in cup holder. Aren't you sick of waking up in the middle of the night for a glass of water. Now it would be right there. In a holder so you won't spill it while fumbling around blindly in the dark, and what the heck we could even put a little cooler in the nightstand to keep it nice and chilled! Possibly even a little LED to prevent all that blind fumbling I mentioned earlier. Unless you really are blind, then the light won't help much. But if you are blind you are probably not reading this either and will never have to hear of my fantastic idea. Lucky you!

Number Two - A mirrored shower/bath mat. Now some of you are confused so I will explain. For anyone who's ever tried shaving in the shower (not your face), mostly ladies and I'm guessing more men than are willing to admit it, I know how hard it can be to shave a place you've never even seen with your own eyes. So for the less flexible out there this would be a great item to save on nicks and cuts where you really, really don't want them! Also it might prevent some slips and slides who knows. I however will not be responsible for the trauma caused or the counseling needed after seeing yourself from this particular angle.

That's all for today, I will continue to add to the million dollar ideas as they come to me.